A cleaning trolley. Because every parent wants to clean up the toys made to look like the child was cleaning. Please don't buy it here.
Temporary tattoos are for chumps. Real love lasts forever...or is at least designed so it can be changed later.
Nothing says "I support your disgusting habit" quite like a coughing, screaming lungs ashtray. Full disclosure - I kind of want this.
From the introduction: "A large penis is really surplus to requirements." It's a feel-good book for everyone, really.
Yes, it's a shoulder bag made from a whole toad skin. It appears to open from the ass-end. That's where I like to keep MY chapsticks....I guess?
That's five. You know how I like odd. Happy December.