Look, I understand its function. However, it should be treated like the automatic 18% gratuity for parties of five or more - except opposite. An email sent to any number of people over three should automatically disable "reply all". You should have to confirm that you really, really do want to reply all. Then you should have to follow up with a captcha entry that no human being alive could decipher. You should have to jump through so many hoops that you eventually say, "Fuck it, I'm only telling [insert sender's name here]." Because believe me when I tell you that there is absolutely nothing that YOU need to say to any organization at large. In fact, if we're being honest, there's really almost nothing that the organization at large needs to say to YOU. Delete and move on.
|Yeah, like THIS ever happens.|
Come on! Isn't there enough suffering in the world without adding to it the mind numbing MC Escher task of untangling paperclips? At least at Christmas, just before I throw the wad of lights into the backyard and walk away, I'm drinking a stiff egg nog.
LEAVING CLOSET DOORS OPEN:
|Get some sleep.....|
MILK CARTONS WITH 18 µl OF MILK LEFT INSIDE:
|What fresh hell is this?|
Can you just finish whatever it is and throw the carcass away? Because when you put it away, I think there is more. And then it's like drinking water when you were expecting 7-Up (*see also: vodka). It's just a real boner kill.
VIBRATING MOBILE PHONES LEFT ON THE TABLE:
|Uh, yes they were.|
Thanks for celebrating with me! What a thrill ride these past 175 posts of drivel have been.